December 2011
60 posts
slaves-shall-serve:
Metal is like an apple.
Nobody likes the core.
predictableliars asked: Go ahead brosef
“It’s like a lifestyle, this music. Everything else people are like, “Oh yeah, I...”
– Rob Zombie on the genre of Metal (via drunkenmeatball)
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n0rja:
andnails4all:
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Black Label Society
Children of Bodom
Korpiklaani
Lamb Of God
Norther
Metallica
Ozzy Osbourne
Metallica
System Of A Down
Steel Panther
Sodom
Derp.
My favorite Metalocalypse exchange ever
Nathan: Get me the weather bure- burea- bureau.
Weather Bureau Man: But, that's where we are, sir.
Nathan: Excellent, outstanding, good. I command you to destroy the hurricane.
Toki: Yeah, use your weather controlling machines!
Weather Bureau Man: People can't destroy hurricanes, sir.
Nathan: Alright, uh... Knock it off course. Do that.
WBM: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
Nathan: DAMMIT! We've tried everything.
Murderface: Not everything. ... Well. Not EVERYTHING. I mean, not literally everything.
Nathan: Ok, well, I didn't mean literally everything.
Murderface: Well, you said literally everything!
Charles: Have you, uh, used the Emergency Broadcasting System?
Toki: I hates that thing! The beeeeeeeeeeeeep...
All Dethklok: BEEEEEEEEEEP...
Nathan: No way.
Pickles: Dis is... Dis is a message, 'n... 'mergency broadcast system...
WBM: All emergency systems have been looted and destroyed, sir.
Nathan: They... stole the beep!?!?
Toki: Yeah, how they steals the beep?
Murderface: People are so low.
Pickles: I'd steal that.
Nathan: What the fuck do you guys even DO here?
WBM: We name the hurricanes, sir.
Pickles: You name the hurricane? Dat's yer job?
WBM: What should we name this one?
Nathan: Name the hurricane, um... How 'bout, uh, Scrambles? Scrambles the, uh, the Death... Dealer.
predictableliars asked: How'd you do it then?
Dear Rob Zombie,
Come back to Australia soon! I miss you! Next to Metallica that’s the best damn show I ever went to!
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Finally they got it right!
Magicka: The Stars Are Left and Duke Nukem Forever: The Doctor Who Cloned Me are examples of DLC done right. Extra content that actually adds to the game for a price reasonable to the amount of content added. Not $20 for 2 new maps and a new skin for your gun. Take notes COD.
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